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“If It Ain’t King James…”

I had a question from a friend the other day about the King James Version of the Bible.  Maybe like you, this person had read a sign that said, “If it ain’t King James it ain’t Bible” and wondered where that sentiment came from.

There are many people who believe that the King James Version is the version that Jesus used or that Paul used or the only one that true Christians should use.  Here the brief rundown of how it came to pass.  King James I of England put together a group to write an English version of the Bible due to some possible discrepancies.  They started work in 1604 and finished in 1611.

Most advocates of the King James only version of the Bible are also rabid anti-Catholics, which is rather ironic. You see, the King James version was translated from Greek texts which use the Latin Vulgate version as a corrective. The Latin Vulgate was held in Roman Catholic hands for centuries. It is the Catholic version of the scriptures these KJV advocates defend! Yet these same anti-Catholics prefer the King James version to any modern version where Protestant scholars have actually gone back and found the most ancient texts that had none of the later Latin, Roman Catholic additions [not that there were many]. The point is, would you rather have a text held and passed down through monkish hands, dominated by the Roman hierarchy? Or would you rather have the most ancient Greek texts, untouched by Roman hands?  -ScholarsCorner.com

This translation was finished actually before Protestants broke away from Catholics in the Protestant Reformation.

One reason the version is used so much is that it doesn’t have a copyright on it.  So when the Gideons want to produce the Bibles in mass, they don’t have to pay copyright fees on the KJV where they would the NIV or another translation.  The ministry is great, but some people have a hard time reading because our culture doesn’t easily understand “thee” and “thou” so much anymore.

Translations are translations.  They are someone’s interpretation of a language.  As I did studies on the biblical languages, I found that the most accurate texts that reflect literal, word for word translations are the New American Standard or the English Standard Version.  For a great dynamic equivalent (trying to find parallels in a new language), I would recommend the New International Version.  Free translations like the Message are great to serve as a commentary, but they are not as close to the actual wording of the original.

Hope you learned something new today, and just a reminder Body of Christ – keep the main thing the main thing.

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Bad Church Sign of the Week: Thou Shalt Not Park

Don’t know the story behind this one.  You can read what it says, but what message do you think it is sending the community?

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Top 5 Bad Christmas Church Signs

In my love of bad church signs, I thought I would share with you some of the most intriguing church signs of this Christmas season.  Here we go:

1.  NO OFFERING PEACE ON EARTH – I mean does a church want to advertise they can’t provide that.

2.  SANTA CLAUS NEVER DIED FOR ANYONE – I actually kind of like this one even though it’s trying to pick a fight…

3.  NUNCRACKER – What kind of production is this anyway?!

4.  WELCOME SEMI-ANNUAL WORSHIPERS – So you have people who only come to church on Christmas and Easter, will this sign make them come more often?

5.  THINK YOU MIGHT BE GOING TO HELL? SKIP CHURCH ON CHRISTMAS AND MAKE SURE! – Ummm…maybe not the best church growth tactic…

Hope you enjoy!  Churches, let’s work hard on sharing the love this Christmas!

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Church Sign: “God Wants to Know Ya’ll…”

yallThis week’s church sign states:

“GOD WANTS TO KNOW YA’LL BETTER.  IF YOU HAVE TIME.  IF NOT, HE LOVES YOU ANYWAY!”

I love the South.  I love the word “ya’ll.”  Something tells me this sign isn’t located in the North.

Do you have any even more Southern sounding phrase that you would like to see on a church sign?

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Bad Church Sign of the Week: Change This Sign

Behold, this week’s church sign:

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“OUR NEW MINISTER ASKED ME TO CHANGE THIS SIGN – SO I DID”

Anyone think someone doesn’t like their new pastor?

“How good and pleasant it is when brothers can live together!” -Psalm 133:1

Today, strive for unity in your church.  Watch what you say, what you think.  Build up rather than tear down.  Submit in love.  For the sake of Christ, be the body.

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