This week’s bad church sign:

WE LOVE HURTING PEOPLE

Thanks for the warning.  I will make sure to steer clear of you in the future so that I am not your next victim

Here’s a church sign for you just in time for Mother’s Day:

“SHE AIN’T HEAVY

SHE’S MY MOTHER.”

Good to know, church with a pulse, good to know.

And I imagine your mother is happy to know that as well!

This one was too good not to share.

This week’s bad church sign states:

FACE POWDER MAY GET A MAN IT

TAKES BAKING POWDER TO KEEP HIM

Ah, I’m sure no lady took issue with this one

Received this church sign from a friend recently.  Too thought-provoking not too share.  This week’s bad church sign of the week says:

SERMON OCT. 14

GET OFF YOUR DONKEY

LUKE 10:25-37

And if you are like me, you automatically see the insinuation with the replacement word for donkey leaping into your mind.  The passage is of the Good Samaritan.  Don’t avoid needs when you see them, get off of your literally donkey or your figurative donkey and get up to help somebody.  That’s the point of the message.

It’s funny.  It’s clever.  But is it right?  Where is the line between being engaging and being crude?
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Bad Church Sign of the Week:

“OUR WORSHIP LEADER WAS CONTEMPORARY WHEN CHRIS TOMLIN WAS IN JR HIGH”

Red Sea Church, you win.  I don’t know what you win, but you definitely have it wrapped up.

So what is it that your church boasts about?  
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