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June 2, 2009 in
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This week’s bad church sign is actually a sign war between a Catholic Church and a Presbyterian Church. Supposedly, these churches are across the street from each other and decided to engage in this battle over the souls of dogs.
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My name is Travis Agnew.
I have the answer for both churches.
First, no one knows what God has planned for our pets. No one has confirmed a pet does not have a soul/spirit that will be excluded from heaven.
2) God is Loving, Gracious and Compassionate. He knows the love we have for the pets He has given us. He will most likely bring them to heaven to be with us.
3) The Presb. church has forgotten that there are animals in heaven, in Paradise.
a) Angels were seen on hillsides with chariots. Who pulled the chariots? Horses!
b) These angels, chariots and horses were not seen until God opened the “blind” eyes of the one who saw them.
c) In the End Times, Revelation states Jesus will come riding on a horse.
4) Heaven is described in many ways. One description is a place where there is no sin. Adam and Eve were in “paradise” in the Garden of Eden where there was no sin. Animals were there,created by God.
5) THE ROCK. There are no rocks in heaven? Jesus is described as our Rock, the Rock of our Salvation. Case closed.
PS. If there are no rocks in heaven, where did the gold come from, of which our crowns will be made? If there is a temple in heaven that will come down to the new earth, then it reasonable to say it already exists where Jesus sits on His Throne.
Gold and great jewels were seen in a vision by the Apostle John when God was revealing heaven to John.
This is pretty funny… but very obviously fake.
Still hilarious though.
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