This week’s bad church sign states: “Welcome Semi-Annual Worshipers.” This sign take around Christmas time is speaking to those people who only come to church semi-annually: Christmas and Easter. In an attempt to convict them for their attendance that Sunday, I guess they decided to sarcastically thank them for coming. While people who only come …
This Christmas season, please do not welcome your community in the following manner like this week’s church sign: “Think You Might Be Going to Hell? Skip Church on Christmas and Make Sure! Service 12/24 7:30 PM” Any church wants to see high attendance on Christmas, but maybe this method isn’t the best approach. Christmas …
This week’s bad church sign states: “NO OFFERING PEACE ON EARTH” As we have now entered the Christmas season, this sign strikes me as hilarious. I suppose they are advertising two things: They are not taking an offering this week A Christmas message: Peace on Earth What it appears they are saying is that their …
Somehow, when I think of abundant life, my mind does think about creepy clowns. This church sign makes me want to run. The only thing worse than Easeter clowns is the Easter bunny!
This week’s bad church sign of the week states: “Ladies Invited Womens Fellowship Tuesday Nov 13 7 PM” I can just imagine the men riding by this church sign and just being so disappointed. They are riding by this church and see a sign for a women’s fellowship. They are brimming with excitment because these …
This week’s bad church sign states: “Just a moment with us can mean eternity, with God!” What they are trying to communicate is: If you would just take a moment to stop in on a Sunday morning, we would communicate a message with you that could change your life. You could hear the gospel, become …
This week’s bad church sign is a church who has on their sign: “VBS Walk thru the Bilbe.” While walking through the Bible at VBS is a daunting task, it is even more daunting to walk through a bilbe. What exactly is a bilbe? It sounds like a flying creature on Hoth in Star Wars. …
This week’s bad church sign of the week is a picture from St. Andrew’s which states: “Net income tithing only gets you net abundant blessings.” I thought I would bring this sign up this week due to all the financial crises going on in America right now. The concept which is a common question among …
I am going to add an addition to my blog today. Many of you know about my obsession with bad church signs. So many of them are actually harmful to the church’s message, and the congregations never really think about the message they are sending. So I hope my humorous approach will help some people …
This may be one of my favorite church signs I have ever collected. I found this one on the internet a few years back and it reads, “Baptism by Fire! Enroll in Preschool.” It doesn’t take too long to see why this one is so fantastic. First off, the whole concept behind fire baptism is …
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