Bad Church Sign of the Week: We Practice Human Sacrifice

human-sacrificeThis week’s bad church sign states:


As always at, we try to evaluate a church’s sign through the lenses of a casual passerby that does not have too much understanding of church theology.  I mean, aren’t church signs for people outside the church?

If that is the case, then I do not think that many people visited this church the week this sign went up.  I am sure the intentions concerning Jesus’ sacrifice and our sacrifice of worship were theologically sound.

But methodologically, this is a nightmare.  It scares people.  And even if I were brave enough to visit this church, there is no way I would leave my child down in the nursery where possible human sacrifices could take place in between the times when they watched VeggieTales and ate Goldfish.

What do you think about this sign?