Bad Church Sign of the Week: On-Smoking?

This week’s bad church sign of the week states:

“NOW TAKING RESERVATIONS

SMOKING OR

ON-SMOKING”

1. I can’t stand signs that laugh at the fact that people are going to hell.  Read Ezek. 33:11 for clarity to see that God does not either: ¹¹ Say to them, ‘As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign LORD, I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn from their ways and live. Turn! Turn from your evil ways! Why will you die, O house of Israel?‘
2. Bad spelling is funny and dangerous.  The idea is one person is smoking and the other option is on-smoking.

Let’s keep our heart near to God’s heart, churches!