In my fascination with bad church signs, I once came across this one:
It reads:
‘ANAL CONVENTION MAY 9_12
LORD WE – JUST WANT TO THANK YOU”
You know, you never really understood the value of spellcheck until this picture, did ya? I guess that is supposed to be some type of abbreviation for an annual convention, but it didn’t make it exactly. All I know is that if I was at an “Anal Convention,” I don’t think my chosen words would be, “Lord, we just want to thank you.”
Just a reminder to all you people with access to your church sign: get someone to check your sign. It tells a lot about you to the community around you. What does this community know? That they either can’t spell or they are thankful to have a large group of anal people gathered together for four days at a convention. Note to self: if you can help it, avoid at all cost the anal convention for the year.
Misery.
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Travis Agnew serves as the Lead Pastor of Rocky Creek Church in Greenville, SC. His most recent book is Just (About) Married.
i don’t think i’ve been happier all day.
Nevermind. This one wins!!