In my fascination with bad church signs, I once came across this one:
‘ANAL CONVENTION MAY 9_12
LORD WE – JUST WANT TO THANK YOU”
You know, you never really understood the value of spellcheck until this picture, did ya? I guess that is supposed to be some type of abbreviation for an annual convention, but it didn’t make it exactly. All I know is that if I was at an “Anal Convention,” I don’t think my chosen words would be, “Lord, we just want to thank you.”
Just a reminder to all you people with access to your church sign: get someone to check your sign. It tells a lot about you to the community around you. What does this community know? That they either can’t spell or they are thankful to have a large group of anal people gathered together for four days at a convention. Note to self: if you can help it, avoid at all cost the anal convention for the year.
Travis Agnew serves as the Lead Pastor of Rocky Creek Church in Greenville, SC. His most recent book is Just (About) Married.
2 thoughts on “Bad Church Sign: The Anal Convention”
i don’t think i’ve been happier all day.
Nevermind. This one wins!!
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