Bad Church Sign: Come Hear Our Preacher

It’s been a while since I commented on a church sign, and many people have complained concerning that fact, so it’s that time again: this is my bad church sign of the week!

This week’s sign reads:

“DO YOU KNOW WHAT HELL IS?  COME HEAR OUR PREACHER”

Now what they probably meant was that their preacher was going to give you a hellfire and brimstone message revealing to you the atrocities of eternal damnation.

What was communicated was that listening to their preacher is like spending an eternity in the lake of sulfur next to ol’ Beelzebub himself.

So what do you think about the sign?  What were they trying to say?

Travis Agnew

Travis Agnew serves as the Lead Pastor of Rocky Creek Church in Greenville, SC. His most recent book is Just (About) Married.