Church Sign: Ready or Not

So, like the actual personification of death wrote that?  The Grim Reaper, itself?!

Would that be the scariest person to write that message on that sign?

Oh, I think not.  Look at the name of the church.

This is Dwarf Baptist Church!

It’s either Grumpy, Sneezy, Bashful, Gimli, Thorin Oakenshield, Larry, Curly, or one of those dwarves who wrote it.  I forget all their names.

I just know I am frightened.  How about you?