This week’s bad church sign states: “There’s no A/C in Hell! …either.” First off, I believe hell’s description is a tad bit worse than simply the absence of controlled air. If that is the worst description you can think of, you really don’t understand it. But by using an exclamation point, why are the deciding to yell at us? Then…”either.” …
I don’t know what I love more about this sign: the message or the pastor’s name. Anyway, this week’s bad church sign of the week states: “Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!” While this sign is reacting to the bumper stickers that state, “Honk if you love Jesus,” this church sign reveals either a church struggling to make …
This week’s bad church sign states: “Will you go through God’s roadblock called salation into hell?” A friend sent this one to me and commented that the title of this church is quite humorous since they misspelled salvation. Funny stuff.
I laughed out loud when I saw this church sign this week. I hate when my wife puts out a description of me (ha, ha): “Women’s Bible Stud.” I am so thankful for that missing “Y.” I don’t know if: a) the wind blew it off revealing God’s sense of humor, b) someone stole it to be funny, or c) …
This week’s bad church sign states: “Stop, Drop & Roll will not work in Hell.” I am not a fan of making light of the fact that people separated from Jesus will spend an eternity away from him. I believe it, but I don’t laugh about it. Plus, we must ask the question: what is the purpose of this …
So what exactly are they using in the Herrin Landfill? Suspect.
How I love this week’s church sign: “Don’t let worries kill you, let the church help.” While this sign is intended to let passerbys know that a church body can help with the stresses of life, this sign actually speaks volumes. Unfortunately, I know that churches can sometimes do more to create havoc in the lives of people than sometimes they do …
You know this one is going to be a problem just by the title. This week’s bad church sign states: “Bible Study 7 PM Bring Bible, Scissors” Normally, at this point, I try to explain to you what the intended message probably was, but this week I have no clue. They either are doing crafts or they are taking bits …
This week’s church sign of the week speaks volumes culturally. At the bottom of this sign, it reads: “The church, unchanged for over 200 years, is now cared for by the Churches Conservation Trust.” While I imagine that this church is serving more as a museum than an actual meeting place from a church (or it may serve as both), …
This week’s bad church sign is carrying on with the holiday spirit. As we near Christmas, churches all around are posting signs on their marquees to inform passerbys of the opportunities at the church. This church is apparently holding a presentation of the “Nutcracker” ballet for the weekend services. Unfortunately, their sign advertises a “Nuncracker” instead. I don’t know what …
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