Bad Church Sign of the Week: The Word “Christian”

This week’s bad church sign states: “THE WORD ‘CHRISTIAN’ IS A NOUN.” Uh…OK…yes it is…but I don’t really understand the point. Is this a grammatical lesson or is this a deeper message that my finite brain cannot handle? Any takers on the meaning of this sign?  Comment below and give your best shot.

Bad Church Sign of the Week: All Dogs Go to Heaven

This week’s bad church sign is actually a sign war between a Catholic Church and a Presbyterian Church.  Supposedly, these churches are across the street from each other and decided to engage in this battle over the souls of dogs, but it most likely someone doing this on the computer to make a funny.  It worked.

Bad Church Sign of the Week: On-Smoking?

This week’s bad church sign of the week states: “NOW TAKING RESERVATIONS SMOKING OR ON-SMOKING” I can’t stand signs that laugh at the fact that people are going to hell.  Read Ezek. 33:11 for clarity to see that God does not either: 11 Say to them, ‘As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign LORD, I take no pleasure in the …

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Bad Church Sign of the Week: Who Ever Stole Our Mower…

Jamie submitted a church sign he found in hope that it would make this week’s selection.  He should have known this one what have gotten on here. This week’s bad church sign states: “WHO EVER STOLE OUR MOWER GOD WILL GET YOU” I hate to hear that this church’s mower got hijacked, but this probably isn’t the best tactic to …

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Bad Church Sign of the Week: We Practice Human Sacrifice

This week’s bad church sign states: “WE PRACTICE HUMAN SACRIFICE” As always at travisagnew.org, we try to evaluate a church’s sign through the lenses of a casual passerby that does not have too much understanding of church theology.  I mean, aren’t church signs for people outside the church? If that is the case, then I do not think that many …

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Bad Church Sign of the Week: ABC Stores

Today’s bad church sign of the week states: “ABC STORES ARE RECRIUTING HALLS FOR HELL” Did someone who visited an ABC store write this because they misspelled “recruiting?” Besides the spelling, I take great issue with a sign like this.  I personally do agree that stores that sell liquor create many deep physical, emotional, relational, and spiritual problems for many people.  I …

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Bad Church Sign of the Week: Do We Really Care

This week’s bad church sign states: “DO WE REALLY CARE” Ummm…I don’t know, why don’t you tell me? What do you think they are talking about?  Come up with your best thought and post it here.

Bad Church Sign of the Week: You Won’t Be Too Busy to Die

This week’s bad church sign states: “YOU WON’T BE TOO BUSY TO DIE.” While this church is trying to coax passerbys into coming to church now, I don’t know if this is the right message to send.  I agree with this church that church attendance is helpful to one’s spiritual well-being.  If people think they are too busy to come …

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Bad Church Sign of the Week: Awakening the Goddess

This week’s bad church sign states: “ALL ARE WELCOME WOMENS GROUP AWAKENING THE GODDESS.” If it is a women’s group, are all truly welcome?  Can men come to this women’s group? Which goddess needs to be awoken? I am kind of frightened to understand what type of church is on up this road.  Many people have stopped focusing on the …

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Bad Church Sign of the Week: 4 Mile

This week’s bad church sign of the week is due to inconsistent communication. The sign reads: “Four Mile Baptist Church: 2 Miles” I don’t know why this church is called Four Mile, but it is only 2 miles away.  The communication is very confusing.  Is this like the narrow road and there is a riddle to figure out to find …

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