Church Signs

A Few Nuts

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I can’t say that I really disagree with this church sign. Our congregation is like fudge: sweet with a few nuts.

Bad Church Sign: Tomlin in Junior High

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This week’s church sign states: Our worship leader was contemporary when Chris Tomlin was in Jr. High. So, is there an award for this or something?  Congratulations, guys!

Church Sign: Ready or Not

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So, like the actual personification of death wrote that?  The Grim Reaper, itself?! Would that be the scariest person to write that message on that sign? Oh, I think not.  Look at the name of the church. This is Dwarf Baptist Church! It’s either Grumpy, Sneezy, Bashful, Gimli, Thorin Oakenshield, Larry, Curly, or one of those dwarves who wrote it. …

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Church Sign: Cray Cray

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I must admit: I don’t necessarily disagree entirely with the theology on this one. I don’t think you “try Jesus,” but I do have to admit that life is pretty cray cray. And I do believe Jesus is the way…way.

Bad Church Sign: Maury?!

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This edition of bad church sign states: MAURY IS NOT THE ONLY PLACE TO FIND YOUR FATHER So many things come to my mind when I read this sign: Isn’t it a sad thing that the best hope for most of our culture to find their fathers is Maury Povich? Isn’t it a funny thing when churches try to market? …

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Bad Church Sign: Savage Baptist Church

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This edition of bad church sign reads: SAVAGE BAPTIST CHURCH COME GROW WITH US Ummm…no.  I would rather not grow with you because that’s just when you would eat me! I do imagine it’s near impossible for this church to do a covered-dish meal.  I wouldn’t trust any platter no matter how good it smelled!  

Anal Egg Hunt

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OK, so I know this is not an official church sign, but I had to share this one.  I think I have found the way to cure children of all things bunny and egg related when it comes to Easter. The sign reads: ANAL EGG HUNT APRIL 12 10AM FREE FAMILY EVENT “But, Dad, I don’t want to go to …

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Liberal Church

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Well, at least they aren’t hiding where they stand. This church sign states: DO YOU WANT A LIBERAL CHURCH? JOIN US. Many churches hide what they are for or hide what they are against.  At least this church makes it clear. Think about this: If your church was described in one adjective, what would you want it to say?  

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