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Church Signs

Beer’s Place

September 24, 2014

This week’s church sign states: AMAZING GRACE BAPTIST CHURCH BEER IS ALRIGHT IN ITS PLACE. BUT IT’S PLACE IS IN HELL. Well… Actually,…

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We Take the Bible…

September 19, 2014

This week’s church sign reads: We take the Bible seriously not literally. Well, at least they are honest with you upfront.  That’s a…

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You’re Toast

September 13, 2014

This week’s church sign: Without the Bread of Life You’re Toast This one is my jam!  Sorry, couldn’t help it.  I don’t want…

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Sin Burn

September 2, 2014

Just in case you were wondering: Avoid sin burn Use Son block.…

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Church Sign: God Bless…

August 27, 2014

Well, at least there are no hidden beliefs with this church sign.  You can drive by and see what they are passionate about: God…

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Rush Hour

August 20, 2014

That will teach ’em. Keep using my name in vain and I’ll make rush hour longer.  -God…

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A Few Nuts

August 14, 2014

I can’t say that I really disagree with this church sign. Our congregation is like fudge: sweet with a few nuts.…

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Bad Church Sign: Devil Worshipers Welcome

August 6, 2014

This week’s church sign: Devil worshipers welcome. Well, I…mean…that’s good I suppose.  There must be a story here somewhere.…

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Bad Church Sign: Tomlin in Junior High

July 30, 2014

This week’s church sign states: Our worship leader was contemporary when Chris Tomlin was in Jr. High. So, is there an award for…

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Bad Church Sign: Members Tolerated

July 23, 2014

I wonder who put this sign up and wonder what type of feedback he or she got!…

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Church Sign: Ready or Not

July 14, 2014

So, like the actual personification of death wrote that?  The Grim Reaper, itself?! Would that be the scariest person to write that message…

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Church Sign: Cray Cray

July 8, 2014

I must admit: I don’t necessarily disagree entirely with the theology on this one. I don’t think you “try Jesus,” but I do…

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