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Bad Church Sign: Average Temp in Hell

June 28, 2013

This week’s bad church sign reads: AVERAGE TEMP HERE 95 AVERAGE TEMP IN HELL 200 As summer approaches, more and more church signs…

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Bad Church Sign: Tired of Contemporary?

June 13, 2013

This week’s bad church sign says: TIRED OF CONTEMPORARY? COME TRY US. I don’t know what town this is.  I’m unsure of what…

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Bad Church Sign: A Ride to Hell?

June 4, 2013

As the summer heat begins to grow in intensity, threats concerning the stifling weather of hell will begin to grace many church signs.…

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Bad Church Sign: God Could Not Be Everywhere

May 30, 2013

Here’s a church sign someone probably decided was a good idea for Mother’s Day: “GOD COULD NOT BE EVERYWHERE SO HE CREATED MOTHERS”…

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Bad Church Sign: We Love Hurting People

May 16, 2013

  This week’s bad church sign: WE LOVE HURTING PEOPLE Thanks for the warning.  I will make sure to steer clear of you…

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Bad Church Sign: Your Mother is What?!

May 10, 2013

  Here’s a church sign for you just in time for Mother’s Day: “SHE AIN’T HEAVY SHE’S MY MOTHER.” Good to know, church…

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Bad Church Sign: Face Powder vs. Baking Powder

April 19, 2013

This one was too good not to share. This week’s bad church sign states: FACE POWDER MAY GET A MAN IT TAKES BAKING…

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Bad Church Sign: Get Off Your Donkey

December 5, 2012

Received this church sign from a friend recently.  Too thought-provoking not too share.  This week’s bad church sign of the week says: SERMON…

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Bad Church Sign: Tomlin

November 17, 2012

Bad Church Sign of the Week: “OUR WORSHIP LEADER WAS CONTEMPORARY WHEN CHRIS TOMLIN WAS IN JR HIGH” Red Sea Church, you win.…

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Bad Church Sign: 50 Shades

November 9, 2012

This week’s bad church sign of the week reads…uhmm…well…here we go: “Fifty Shades of Old Testament Sex” Wow.  In the last year, the…

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Bad Church Sign: Tired of Contemporary?

November 1, 2012

This week’s bad church sign states: “Tired of Contemporary?  Come try us.” Let’s break this down a bit if you don’t mind:…

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Bad Church Van Sign of the Week: Whoremongers

October 25, 2012

This week’s bad church sign is actually a bad church van sign. Can you imagine riding by this vehicle on your way to…

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