Your Wife’s Judgment
Don’t you just wish you knew the story behind some of these? DO NOT CRITICIZE YOUR WIFE’S JUDGMENT – SEE WHOM SHE MARRIED
Church Signs
XI Commandment
I know you thought there were 10 Commandments, but apparently, that is not the case. Take example, this edition of church signs: The XI Commandment: NO Church Parking Beyond This Sign -Moses Just in case you were wondering, there are actually 613 Commandments recorded in the Old Testament. I’m pretty sure that the text above is …
Jesus, Who?
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jesus.
Jesus, who?
Exactly.”
I can’t even make this stuff up.
Don’t Make Me Come Down There
“Don’t make me come down there.” -God
Is that supposed to be a bad thing? Last time he came was rather magnificent.
Church Sign: Santa Is Satan
One church in Georgia wants you to be sure of something this Christmas: Santa is Satan.
JK We Don’t Know
This sign is silly, but at least it’s honest: THE REVELATION THE END IS NEAR! JK WE DON’T KNOW WELCOME 9:30 AM
Our Pastor Is on Vacation
Wow. Such a loaded church sign: NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO VISIT OUR PASTOR IS ON VACATION Ouch. I’m sure this sign tells the outside world about the unity and encouragement present there.
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