I saw this church sign awhile back. It made me chuckle but also cringe at the same time. I do not agree with everything that President Barack Obama does. I am brokenhearted over some of his stances. But he is my president. And of all the things that people will say about him or say we should do, I know …
As Easter is days away, I thought you may enjoy an Easter and disco inspired church sign: THE BEE GEES AREN’T THE ONLY ONES STAYING ALIVE – HAPPY EASTER!
Spring has sprung and I think this church sign will be very appropriate in the days to come: I WISH NOAH HAD SWATTED THOSE TWO MOSQUITOES
This week’s church sign is funny in a couple of ways: PRAYER: THE ONLY CALL THE GOVERNMENT CAN’T HEAR
This church sign is all types of interesting: JESUS IS MY PROZAC This church sign means all types of meanings to all types of different people. Some will laugh, some agree, and some will even be offended. Always think about what your outside message says to those on the outside.
This church sign reads: EXPERTS MADE THE TITANIC AMATEURS MADE THE ARK Noah would be so proud.
This church sign is for you dog-lovers out there: GOD, HELP ME TO BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM
What a loaded statement: LIVE SO FULLY THAT WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH WILL PICKET YOUR FUNERAL
Don’t you just wish you knew the story behind some of these? DO NOT CRITICIZE YOUR WIFE’S JUDGMENT – SEE WHOM SHE MARRIED
I know you thought there were 10 Commandments, but apparently, that is not the case. Take example, this edition of church signs: The XI Commandment: NO Church Parking Beyond This Sign -Moses Just in case you were wondering, there are actually 613 Commandments recorded in the Old Testament. I’m pretty sure that the text above is not one of them, but …
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jesus.
Jesus, who?
Exactly.”
I can’t even make this stuff up.
“Don’t make me come down there.” -God
Is that supposed to be a bad thing? Last time he came was rather magnificent.
One church in Georgia wants you to be sure of something this Christmas: Santa is Satan.
This sign is silly, but at least it’s honest: THE REVELATION THE END IS NEAR! JK WE DON’T KNOW WELCOME 9:30 AM
Wow. Such a loaded church sign: NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO VISIT OUR PASTOR IS ON VACATION Ouch. I’m sure this sign tells the outside world about the unity and encouragement present there.
This is funny! Thanks for Ruthie and Carrie for sending it my way! It reads: ADAM & EVE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO NOT READ THE APPLE TERMS & CONDITIONS
Kansas City churches are getting excited concerning the Royals in the playoffs. So much so that they are allowing Billy Butler to break the 8th commandment. Such great timing as we are getting ready to talk about this on Sunday!
This week’s church sign states: AMAZING GRACE BAPTIST CHURCH BEER IS ALRIGHT IN ITS PLACE. BUT IT’S PLACE IS IN HELL. Well… Actually, regardless of whether you stand concerning the social drinking argument and the discussion concerning moderation, can we all agree on one thing: I doubt there will be beer in hell. I think there will be fire, fire, …
This week’s church sign reads: We take the Bible seriously not literally. Well, at least they are honest with you upfront. That’s a plus.
This week’s church sign: Without the Bread of Life You’re Toast This one is my jam! Sorry, couldn’t help it. I don’t want it to be cheesy…
Well, at least there are no hidden beliefs with this church sign. You can drive by and see what they are passionate about: God Bless America & the KJV Bible
I can’t say that I really disagree with this church sign. Our congregation is like fudge: sweet with a few nuts.
This week’s church sign: Devil worshipers welcome. Well, I…mean…that’s good I suppose. There must be a story here somewhere.
This week’s church sign states: Our worship leader was contemporary when Chris Tomlin was in Jr. High. So, is there an award for this or something? Congratulations, guys!
I wonder who put this sign up and wonder what type of feedback he or she got!
So, like the actual personification of death wrote that? The Grim Reaper, itself?! Would that be the scariest person to write that message on that sign? Oh, I think not. Look at the name of the church. This is Dwarf Baptist Church! It’s either Grumpy, Sneezy, Bashful, Gimli, Thorin Oakenshield, Larry, Curly, or one of those dwarves who wrote it. …
I must admit: I don’t necessarily disagree entirely with the theology on this one. I don’t think you “try Jesus,” but I do have to admit that life is pretty cray cray. And I do believe Jesus is the way…way.
This edition of bad church sign states: MAURY IS NOT THE ONLY PLACE TO FIND YOUR FATHER So many things come to my mind when I read this sign: Isn’t it a sad thing that the best hope for most of our culture to find their fathers is Maury Povich? Isn’t it a funny thing when churches try to market? …
This edition of bad church sign reads: SAVAGE BAPTIST CHURCH COME GROW WITH US Ummm…no. I would rather not grow with you because that’s just when you would eat me! I do imagine it’s near impossible for this church to do a covered-dish meal. I wouldn’t trust any platter no matter how good it smelled!
OK, so I know this is not an official church sign, but I had to share this one. I think I have found the way to cure children of all things bunny and egg related when it comes to Easter. The sign reads: ANAL EGG HUNT APRIL 12 10AM FREE FAMILY EVENT “But, Dad, I don’t want to go to …
Well, at least they aren’t hiding where they stand. This church sign states: DO YOU WANT A LIBERAL CHURCH? JOIN US. Many churches hide what they are for or hide what they are against. At least this church makes it clear. Think about this: If your church was described in one adjective, what would you want it to say?
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